Abattoir

Pete doesn't know the meaning of the word 'no', and he's a little fuzzy on the words 'panagglutinin' and 'viscosity'. So he brought friends into his segment to help him sort it out...

Segments! Your questions are answered, toys are played with, a 'Company of the Week' is named, Axe Cop. That's right, Axe Cop. All this and Seagram's 7!

Wait a second, something's wrong here. No, it's not that Sexy Ramon is appearing from the fifth dimension in the form of a sexy girl. That iPad is upside-down. That's it.

There are simply no words to describe the dreaded "Pete" mask! Although "Aaaaaahhhh!" might do the trick! Regardless, we suggest you watch the episode just the same.