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This picture of Pete sums it all up, a patriotic man, deeply opinionated, holding down a corn whiskey burp, and about ten minutes away from dropping a duce. Happy Birthday America. From Pete's Basement.

Pete doesn't know the meaning of the word 'no', and he's a little fuzzy on the words 'panagglutinin' and 'viscosity'. So he brought friends into his segment to help him sort it out...

Wait a second, something's wrong here. No, it's not that Sexy Ramon is appearing from the fifth dimension in the form of a sexy girl. That iPad is upside-down. That's it.

In this Memorial Day Edition: Pete scores big in Vegas! Steve reports from the scene -- of his vacation! Ramon shows 'em how it's done.