Penny Dreadful here! I know. I know, its been a while. What, you thought bears only hibernated for Winter? Pennys do it too. I just HAD to get out for The Toxic Avenger!! So those rumors about me leaving Petes Basement to persue a new fruitful career in emu farming, or me running off and having a lurid love affair with a skrull and getting impregnated during the invasion are all greatly exaggerated... I wasnt impregnated.
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